***Outrageous Profit Alert***

It\’s panic time, folks.  The Green Bay Packers apparently turned a 10.5% profit last year.  Not because the team was any good or provided the fans with a product that they were willing to pay for,  but because the franchise is simply greedy.  We\’re being gouged by Big Packalope.

Perhaps if we levy an excessive profits tax on the team, they\’ll get better.  We need to make sure they don\’t have any money to improve the team – that way, I might end up as third string quarterback.