I was at a store the other day looking for some running shorts.  Ones that you can actually wear in public, not those gross short little ones.  But I was distressed that a lot of running shorts aren’t more clearly labeled as such, since you need the… ahem… little built in liner in them.  So here’s what happens:

You walk around to each rack of shorts, then you open the shorts up and look inside to see if they have the liner.

By doing so, you look like a gross pervert that goes to stores to sniff the inside of men’s running shorts; or

By insisting the shorts have a liner in them, people think something is wrong with your balls.

Then other customers look at you, and give you the “what’s wrong with your balls?” look. (You know the one.)

Then a voice comes over the loudspeaker and says “CUSTOMER NEEDS HELP WITH HIS BALLS IN THE MEN’S SECTION.”

So basically, what I’m trying to say is:

I wish running shorts were better labeled.