A conversation from the York household this weekend, involving me, my wife, and my three year old daughter:

Me (to daughter): Come here and let me pull your pants up, honey – your butt crack is showing.

Daughter (laughing): BUTT CRACK! BUTT CRACK! BUTT CRACK!

Me: Honey, stop that before your mother hears you:

Daughter: BUTT CRACK! BUTT CRACK! BUTT CRACK!

Me: SHHHH!!!!

Wife (entering room): You got her to say it, now get her to stop.

Me (trying to change topic): Okay, honey – go tell your mother that you love her.

Daughter (hugging mommy): I love you, Buttcrack.

Wife (to me): Get your blanket, you\’re sleeping on the couch tonight.